✓ Nos géographies de France ✓ ePUB By ✓ Daniel Picouly Spiritualité

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Introduction La go, c est chiant Une bombe atomique vient de tomber sur la classe Une bombe atomique de silence Ce 22 septembre 1958 a Villemomble, dans le CM2 de Monsieur Brl, est enregistre la premire explosion thermonuclaire de gros mots Tous les lves et le matre sidrs se tournent vers l picentre du sisme Bonbec Bonbec, mon copain, mon ami, le meilleur et le seul la fois Bonbec, le dernier roi fainant, Bonbec dit Boule de suif, Bouboule, Le Gros, Le Replet, L Enrob, Le Bien portant et, depuis cette explosion, L picentre Bonbec est un gros tas de synonymes qui semble le seul ne pas avoir senti le souffle de la dflagration Le regard au vague par la fentre, Bonbec mche un magma baveux de Malabar Il gonfle une bulle rveuse qui imite de trs loin le premier champignon atomique dans le dsert du Nouveau Mexique le 16 juillet 1946 Je l ai vu dans Paris Match Bonbec ne se rend pas compte qu il va se retrouver dans Paris Match, la rubrique faits divers, sous le titre L lve le plus puni du monde avec un article sur quatre colonnes et une srie de photos Bonbec genoux sur une rgle mtallique, Bonbec les bras en croix, un dictionnaire dans chaque main, Bonbec soulev du sol par les petits cheveux Ce n est pas les ides de punitions qui manquent nos ennemis le gang des premiers de la classe Un club de lche bottes avec appareils dentaires et leons de piano J en vois dj prts se porter volontaires pour torturer Bonbec sur l estrade Monsieur Brl est oblig de faire un exemple De mmoire de CM2, jamais un gros mot n est entr dans la classe C est vrai, la go, c est chiant La rplique de l explosion n a pas le temps de faire le tour de la classe que je reconnais l auteur de cette phrase c est moi Il n y a plus de doute Bonbec et moi, on trouve la go chiante Le fminin n arrange rien l affaire On va tre pendus aux crochets du porte cartes o se pavane pour l instant FRANCE PROVINCES En 1789 Par P Vidal Lablache 1789 Les aristocrates la lanterne Bonbec sera Vidal et moi Lablache Monsieur Brl, qui tait en train de nous vanter l extraordinaire diversit des rgions franaises, laisse tomber sa craie dans la rigole du tableau noir comme une sentence la mort Il s avance jusqu au bord de l estrade, les mains dans le dos, certainement pour se retenir de nous trangler tout de suite Il ne nous jette mme pas un regard Jeunes gens, vous allez sortir de la classe et descendre dans la cour sous la responsabilit de votre chef de classe de la semaine Monsieur Garaudet, je compte sur vous Garaudet ne se sent plus de joie, ouvre un large bec et laisse tomber sa croix C est la petite serinette qui accompagne ce lche frite, nomm Marchal du grimper de corde depuis qu il s est prsent en gymnastique, la croix d Honneur pingle sa marinire En silence, messieurs Vous sortez en silence Prenez vos affaires Le cours de sciences naturelles aura lieu dans la salle mitoyenne On avait russi faire croire Bouillard, le bent de la classe, que Mitoyenne tait le nom d un grand savant dont on avait donn le nom la salle J ai dit en silence Non vous deux, je vous garde Pour Daniel Picouly, la gographie est une matire plaisante et facile Mme s il se souvient qu il fallait apprendre par c ur la liste des dpartements et des sous prfectures, une occasion de dcouvrir des villes aux noms qui laissaient vagabonder l imagination Digne les bains, Auch, Bar le Duc, Vesoul comme dans la chanson de Jacques Brel et aussi le cortge des fleuves et de leurs sources savoir que la Garonne naissait au pic d Aneto, et que la Loire prenait sa source au mont Gerbier de Jonc Tout un programme.Telle qu enseigne encore au dbut des Trente Glorieuses par les planches pdagogiques inspires des gographes Lavisse et Vidal la Blache, la France dont on se devait de savoir dessiner la contour main leve s illustrait par une srie de cartes qui nous faisait dcouvrir ses nombreux aspects pittoresques celle de ses voies fluviales, de son levage, de sa gologie Et pas besoin d avoir une mmoire d lphant pour retenir l essentiel des activits industrielles du pays et de ses commerces de la houille ou des cotonnades au Nord, des forges l est ou du savon Marseille Dans les classes suprieures, travers d autres cartes, on dcouvrait le monde, la varit de sa faune et la couleur de peaux des diffrentes races Au large, les ocans comme l ocan Indien o il n y a pas indien ou le Pacifique qui ne l est pas comme le remarque l lve plein de bon sens, puisqu il est tout chamboul par les vents et les courants.Pour l auteur du Champ de Personne, la gographie est la matire qui se prte le mieux la rverie surtout lorsque que sur les murs de la classe sont affiches ses grandes images qui ressemblent des cases de BD agrandies, toutes en couleurs Sur une des planches traitant des moyens de locomotion, il y a Orly qui reprsente l aroport type, o le dimanche comme dans la chanson de Bcaud on va en famille pour regarder les avions depuis la terrasse Sur les planches, ddies aux saisons c est incroyable une seule image pour nous montrer tout ce qui peut arriver lorsqu il pleut ou tout ce que l on peut faire en classe de neige comme si c tait possible que tout se ralise au mme moment.Mais attention, que personne aujourd hui ne s amuse rviser ses connaissances avec la gographie de cette France disparue fini l extraction du charbon, le pressoir des vignerons, et les dentelles du pays bigouden, que Daniel Picouly fait revivre ici avec motion aid de prs de 200 planches d poque Nos Ancetres Nos Anctres les Gaulois is an Institution of Parisian Gastronomy offering a unique formula, both qualitative and quantitative, where employees and its guests contribute to the conviviality in a medieval, authentic and festive atmosphere Gmail Email from Google Gmail is email that s intuitive, efficient, and useful GB of storage, less spam, and mobile access THE ANCESTORS Nos Ancetres Nos Ancetres les Gaulois is a Parisian Institution offering a unique formula, both qualitative and quantitative, where employees and its guests contribute 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